TXTING 4 SENIORS LOL–Living On Lipitor

I have always talked about getting grandma on Facebook or have yiour father look up guys he knew in Korea.  Socializaion helps.  Tim Cearfoss shared these texts for the over 60 set:

Teens have theirs, now Seniors have their very own texting codes.  I thought the following listing was appropriate …

After all the kids have all their little codes..like
BFF, LOL
, etc.  So here are some codes for seniors:

  • ATD – At      the Doctor’s
  • BFF – Best      Friends Funeral
  • BTW –      Bring the Wheelchair
  • BYOT –      Bring Your Own Teeth
  • CBM –      Covered by Medicare
  • CUATSC – See      You at the Senior Center
  • DWI –      Driving While Incontinent
  • FWBB –      Friend with Beta Blockers
  • FWIW –      Forgot Where I Was
  • FYI –      Found Your Insulin
  • GGPBL –      Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
  • GHA – Got      Heartburn Again
  • HGBM – Had      Good Bowel Movement
  • IMHO – Is      My Hearing-Aid On?
  • LMDO –      Laughing My Dentures Out
  • LOL –      Living on Lipitor
  • LWO –      Lawrence Welk’s On
  • OMMR – On      My Massage Recliner
  • OMSG – Oh      My! Sorry, Gas
  • ROFL..CGU –      Rolling on the Floor Laughing…Can’t get Up!
  • TOT –      Texting on Toilet
  • TTYL – Talk      to You Louder
  • WAITT – Who      Am I Talking To?
  • WTFA – Wet      the Furniture Again
  • WTP –      Where’re the Prunes
  • WWNO –      Walker Wheels Need Oil

Hope these help. GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!)

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